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Nothing.

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I was just making a list, you know,
things to take to university with me.

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That's nothing to cry about, is it?

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I suppose not.

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Come on, tell me what you've got down so
far.

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Um, right.

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Towels, mugs, a kettle.

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Are you all right?

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Yeah, I'm fine. Carry on.

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A jar of coffee, tea bags, a new
dressing gown.

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Walkman.

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Alarm clock.

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Water bottle.

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What about a portable radio?

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I've got that.

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And a make -up mirror.

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Oh, we must stop there. Why?

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Your father and David will be back in a
minute. We don't want them to find us

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like this, do we?

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No, I suppose not.

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Good.

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Oh,

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God, no.

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4 -1 at home. Why?

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11 weeks without a win.

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Tragic.

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Where did you find all this stuff?

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Wait till you've been with Tony for a
bit longer, then you can have an

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archaeological dig through his clothes
cupboard.

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Oh, I can't without that one. You think
so?

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And how about... Are there any?

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No, thanks.

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Oh, Ben, definitely.

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I haven't seen any of those for ages.

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He last wore them to go and see T -Rex
and serves them right.

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When did he last wear these?

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They were a Christmas present from my
mother.

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Do you wear them when she comes round?

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You're in no position to mock.

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They were a Christmas present too.

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What, the actual present or just the
ribbon and bow from one?

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Don't be nasty. It's for charity.

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No, it isn't. It's a load of junk we
want to get rid of and feel superior.

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No, it isn't. It's all useful.

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Most of it's all right. Some people
would be very glad of these. What

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Well, you know, poor, unemployed,
tasteless people.

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Come on, let's bag it up.

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I'm going to eat live.

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This is their last week together.

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Oh.

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Saturday's their last day.

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You all right?

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Sorry, it just hits me sometimes.

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She'll be back from time to time. There
are some things you can only get at

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home. Yes, your washing done for you.

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And speaking of goodbye, at last I can
finally say farewell to these.

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What are those?

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Men's Y -fronts. You've probably never
seen any that are still before.

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What about them?

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Do you know how many times I've tried to
get rid of these? The famous haunted

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underpants.

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Every time I try to dispose of them,
they mysteriously make their way back

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the drawer again, as if by unseen
forces.

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Perhaps they've got a boomerang
concealed in them. Not so I've noticed.

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Well, it's been nice knowing you, but
your time has come at last.

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Well, he must want to keep them for some
reason. Oh, no, he doesn't. It's just

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because they're there.

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He's always hoarding ridiculous things
he's never going to wear again.

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What was that?

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Oh, no, nothing. It's a mistake.
Shouldn't be here.

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Oh, come on. Come on, Bill. You know
what we talked about. There's absolutely

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point in our doing all this if we're
going to keep taking things out because

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we're still attached to them.

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What was that, then?

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Well, that's different. That was a
special thing.

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Would you still wear that?

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Well, I... Hold it up.

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Put it back.

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Well, what about your thing? Would you
still wear that?

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Well, actually... Hold it up.

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Well, no more exceptions for either of
us, agreed?

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Agreed.

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I'm going to hurry if I'm going to get
to that charity shop before it closes.

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Right.

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See you tomorrow? Yeah.

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Bye. Bye. Bye -bye.

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Like that, are you?

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Where have you been anyway?

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To buy this.

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What?

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To lay at the gates of White Hart Lane.

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You're not taking this all a bit too
seriously at all?

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Seriously?

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Seriously? After all, it is only a
football team.

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Only a football team?

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Yes.

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Oh, you know, women aren't capable of
understanding what it's all about.

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No.

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Aren't they?

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No offence.

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Yes, it is all a little intellectual for
me, isn't it?

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22 men put on shiny nylon outfits nobody
would be seen dead in for any other

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reason, run about on a bit of grass, and
every now and then kick a small

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spherical object into a little net,
whereupon they all cabalt about like

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Beauty on heat and pull their shirts off
their heads to show their stomachs.

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Did I leave anything out?

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That is not what it's all about.

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Well, what is it all about, then?

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The savage, brutal scent of tribal
union, the majestic and dreadful theatre

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battle, the comradeship, glory, honour.

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And the stomachs? I told you she
wouldn't understand.

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Well, explain it to me, then I'm sure
I'm quite capable of appreciating it.

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All right.

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We have to win the next... three matches
on the next three Saturdays. Yes.

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No. You don't understand.

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We have to win the next three matches on
the next three Saturdays.

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Why? Because we need the points! We've
got to win all three of them!

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Well, what if you don't?

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You tell her! We go down. Don't you
realise what that means?

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Yes, you go down.

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It means disaster, ruin, dishonour.

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Oh. Well, perhaps things will get
better. We've got two hands and a groin

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injury. How on earth were they slicing
it?

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We've got no chance.

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We're doomed!

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Oh, for God's sake, stop it. Perhaps
you'll get lucky.

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Lucky? Yes, perhaps you've had bad luck
up till now. Something might change it.

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Could it?

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Of course it could. So you see, you
don't have to spend the rest of the day

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whining pitifully.

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She could be right.

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It could be our luck.

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And luck can change. What could change
it?

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We'll see what can change it.

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Roll on next Saturday.

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New tank came in, so I thought I'd put
it in straight away.

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Oh, good.

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I'm sorry about the dinky toy.

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I sent my assistant out for some stuff
on Monday. Don't worry. We'll soon get a

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new one. Will it take long? No, I'll be
done by lunchtime.

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Come in.

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I've been all over the place for this.
Where is he?

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He's not back yet. Are you going to
bring those in here?

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What, lugged this lot back to the lock
-up when I should have knocked off an

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hour ago? I'm not DHL, unless it stands
for Dirty, Hungry and Lackered.

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I'm sure he won't be long.

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What's all this, then?

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Tears on my pillow?

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Come into the kitchen. I'll make you a
cup of tea while you're waiting.

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Oh, thanks. Or would you rather have
coffee?

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I'd rather have a sandwich. I'm
starving.

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Oh, sorry. We've just run out of bread.
I'm about to go shopping.

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Oh, well, don't you worry about me.

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I'll just watch you eat whilst I play a
xylophone solo on me ribs.

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Have this then.

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Are you sure?

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Thank you very much.

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Don't mention it.

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Oh.

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What's in these?

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Sardines. I hate sardines. Give it back
then. No. I'll force it down somehow.

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At last.

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Hi, Chloe.

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Jen.

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Good.

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Where have you been? It's nearly two.

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I've been doing this thing called work.
I'll explain it to you sometime.

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Oh, well, you try finding ten metres of
half -inch copper on a Saturday

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lunchtime, just before they close.

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All right. How much?

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Twenty. I must have seen you coming.

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Yeah, and for the same you can see me
going.

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Cheap to price.

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Those were completely disgusting.

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Don't mention it.

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See you on Monday.

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Where's David? Stick off at three? In
the garden, making a sign that says we

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robbed. Top of the bar.

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Clive, anything I can get you before...

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Well, I

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suppose.

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Yeah, it's time we... We may as well get
this over with.

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Yeah.

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Probably for the best.

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Yeah.

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Have a good time. I will. Well, not that
sort of good time.

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You know what I mean.

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I know.

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See you.

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See you.

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Jenny?

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What's going on?

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Nothing. What happened to We Was Rocked?
I thought it was a bit nasty.

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Yeah, that's much more classy.

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That's just for a one -something to
lose. This is for something nil.

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You are not taking that. I'm not
finished at the minute.

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It's like having Juliana as your mother.

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Well, we won't be needing that anyway.

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I thought you were having a bath.

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It's running.

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Take heart, my son. I told you, today we
are going to win.

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Was that a pig flying past the window?

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00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:45,830
Nothing to worry about. I have decided
to wear my lucky pants.

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What? My lucky pants. I'd forgotten all
about them until you reminded me

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yesterday. Oh?

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My lucky pants have never let me down.
Even more on my wedding day.

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I'll get you that sign back.

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Oh, ye of little faith. Do you doubt the
power of the pants? What do they do?

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How do you think we won the World Cup in
66?

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Pants. Damon Hill winning the
championship?

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00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:13,080
Pants. What about when Henry Cooper met
Cassius Clay? He lost.

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Exactly. I wasn't wearing any pants at
all. How do you think Brotherhood of Man

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won the Eurovision Song Contest with
Sayuki?

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He certainly wasn't talent. Oh, no.

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Pants.

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Once I pull on the pants, our troubles
are over. Yes.

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These pants, what colour are they?

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It's sort of green with things on. With
a frayed elastic waistband. You do

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remember our wedding night. No, I'm just
worried you might not be able to find

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them. Oh, no. I know exactly where they
are.

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They're at the back of my cupboard
underneath my looms. Oh, good.

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David, make a new sign. We're staying
up. All right.

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Can I help you find anything?

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Uh, yes.

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Do you have any underpants?

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Yes, of course I do.

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No. Old underpants.

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With loose elastic.

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Oh, uh, buckle this way. We could have a
look at them to see if they're old

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enough. No, thank you. Mr. Fortman, what
are you doing?

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She wants to see my underwear.

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Oh, it's a misunderstanding.

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Could you go and serve that gentleman
over there?

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00:14:10,990 --> 00:14:12,250
Oh, I don't blame you.

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He's rather a hunk, isn't he?

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No sign of any of our things here.

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Have you put out everything you've been
donated yet?

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Oh, we don't actually keep everything we
receive in the shop.

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Oh? Order items we send abroad for
bundles to third world countries.

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I'm a dead woman.

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for him as well.

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Yeah, I know.

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Unbelievable.

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I'm stunned.

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I know. You couldn't sign the lucky
pants.

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Five nil. I've got something to tell
you. Five nil.

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That is disappointing, but it's not the
end of the world. Five nil? To us?

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I just... What? You mean you won?

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We slaughtered them.

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00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,210
It was beautiful.

251
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,980
Glory, glory to the monster!

252
00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:22,439
Glory, glory to the monster! Thank you
very much. You see, I told you your luck

253
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,319
would change.

254
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,999
So, what was it you wanted to talk to me
about?

255
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,560
Nothing. Nothing at all.

256
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,140
Good. So, family conference.

257
00:15:28,141 --> 00:15:30,439
What? Come on, Jen. Let's not need
everyone.

258
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,600
I have to. Everyone has a part to play.
Come on. But you won.

259
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,360
That's right. We won.

260
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,960
We won despite me not being able to find
the pants.

261
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:41,160
So, you'll realise what this means.

262
00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:43,240
You don't need them.

263
00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:50,190
Exactly. This is not a pants phenomenon,
which means... I don't know.

264
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:53,050
The luck must have come from something
else.

265
00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:54,540
What?

266
00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:56,120
Precisely. What?

267
00:15:56,290 --> 00:16:00,289
What did we do today that gave us the
luck? How should we know? It could have

268
00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:00,989
been anything.

269
00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:02,490
Now we come to the point. At last.

270
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:06,870
Something we did today gave us the luck,
but we don't know what.

271
00:16:06,871 --> 00:16:11,049
And since we don't know what gave us the
luck, we'll have to do everything we

272
00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:12,930
did today again before the next game.

273
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:16,050
What on earth are you talking about?

274
00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:23,650
Next Saturday, we'll have to do
everything exactly the same as we did

275
00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:26,830
Oh, I see. Then we'll be lucky again.
Brilliant.

276
00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:28,730
Not brilliant. It's stupid.

277
00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:31,170
But whatever we did, it made us win.

278
00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:33,450
You might have won anyway.

279
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:36,250
How could we have won anyway?

280
00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:38,020
We're useless.

281
00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:39,160
What?

282
00:16:39,470 --> 00:16:40,520
We're terrible.

283
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:41,469
What's David?

284
00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:42,520
He's right. You see?

285
00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:45,690
But you just came in yelling about how
great you are.

286
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:50,409
Oh, no, that's different. That's
bravado. You need bravado when a team of

287
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,349
gits like our lot.

288
00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:53,820
Then why do you go and watch them every
Saturday?

289
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:56,310
We're supporters.

290
00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:02,450
Now, it's definitely luck that's made us
win. You don't know what made you win.

291
00:17:02,451 --> 00:17:06,149
Well, that's the point, isn't it? If I'd
found the pants, we'd know what made

292
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,860
the difference. But as it is, we can't
take any chances.

293
00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:10,020
Oh, great.

294
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:13,310
So, we all know what we have to do next
Saturday.

295
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:14,840
Agreed?

296
00:17:39,371 --> 00:17:43,919
New tank came in. Thought I'd put it in
straight away.

297
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,979
You already put it in? Fault in the
design. They've all been recalled.

298
00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:48,700
Sorry about the dinky toy.

299
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,690
I had to send my assistant out for some
stuff for Monday.

300
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,830
It's all right. It'll be done by
lunchtime.

301
00:18:24,851 --> 00:18:31,739
Let's just get on with it. Then if they
lose the match, they can't blame the

302
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,600
whole thing on us. All right. Come here.

303
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,320
I told that dizzy cow she was too early.

304
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,270
Oh, it's you.

305
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:46,219
Oh, don't be too pleased to see me. I've
just given up another lunch hour to

306
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:49,600
continue my new life as one of the Marx
Brothers.

307
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,200
There already is a groucho.

308
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:56,270
Am I going to have to starve to death
two weeks running as well? No.

309
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,540
I thought you two had split up.

310
00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:03,790
We have.

311
00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:08,220
Here we are, all for you. What's this? A
sardine sandwich.

312
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,680
What? You've got to eat it all up. Oh,
just a minute.

313
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,199
Say what?

314
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,250
Oh, wonderful.

315
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:16,420
Can't I just pretend?

316
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:18,340
No. What?

317
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:21,630
Hello, Christine's just eating her
sardine sandwich.

318
00:19:21,631 --> 00:19:25,039
Good. Now, you did get the same stuff,
didn't you? Yes. From the same place?

319
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,090
Yes. Right, how much?

320
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,560
30. Right, hang on.

321
00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:32,370
It was 20 last week.

322
00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:34,820
Well, the extra 10's for pain and
suffering.

323
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:37,470
20, exactly the same as last time.

324
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:39,190
Can I go now? Yep.

325
00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:40,630
You've left a bit.

326
00:19:41,770 --> 00:19:43,110
Thanks for reminding me.

327
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,440
It's a pleasure.

328
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,490
You'd better add work.

329
00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,870
Right, I'll go and run a bar. Right.

330
00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:50,520
Is that it?

331
00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:51,720
Yes.

332
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:53,290
Thanks for doing this.

333
00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:54,600
That's all right.

334
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,300
So...

335
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,110
This is really goodbye this time.

336
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:03,400
Looks like it.

337
00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:05,260
Right.

338
00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:08,540
Bye, then.

339
00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:10,480
Bye.

340
00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:12,600
See you.

341
00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:14,540
See you.

342
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:21,750
Was he all right?

343
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,630
Yeah. You know, it's live.

344
00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:25,330
Always a good boy.

345
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:26,600
Always a nice boy.

346
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:27,840
Always in control.

347
00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:30,530
Never any... blaze of unnecessary
passion.

348
00:20:30,531 --> 00:20:31,549
You should be upstairs.

349
00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:34,089
If you do anything to alter the sequence
of events, the whole thing could fall

350
00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:35,140
apart. I'm going.

351
00:20:35,141 --> 00:20:36,589
Right, what's the time?

352
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,520
Here it is. Two cages. What do you
think?

353
00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:40,250
Oh, yes. Great, great.

354
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,420
Tear it up.

355
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:43,960
Make another one.

356
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,030
Right, all we need now is Rona.

357
00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:49,290
All we need now is...

358
00:20:56,641 --> 00:21:01,109
Go and get changed and see if the bath's
worth it.

359
00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:03,170
Right. Hang on a minute.

360
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,370
Where do you think you're going?

361
00:21:05,371 --> 00:21:06,129
What do you mean?

362
00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:09,680
Well, when I came back down from my bath
last week, you two weren't here.

363
00:21:09,910 --> 00:21:11,310
Yes. Well, where did you go?

364
00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:13,060
Just to the shops.

365
00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:14,440
Which shops?

366
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:18,249
Well, it doesn't really matter what
shops. Just go back to the same one.

367
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:19,970
All right, if you say so.

368
00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:24,330
And I don't mean you tell me you'll go
back and you just pretend.

369
00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:26,170
Would we do that?

370
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:29,450
I want you to promise me you'll actually
go back.

371
00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:34,990
Plenty of space is on the ground floor.

372
00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:12,680
I don't want anything. I just had to
come back.

373
00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:14,310
Not as much.

374
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:16,580
I've got my string left on today.

375
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,690
Oh, God.

376
00:22:19,220 --> 00:22:20,270
Rona!

377
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,190
Rona!

378
00:22:22,191 --> 00:22:25,739
If I have to go back there ever again,
I'll probably have to sleep with him.

379
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:26,699
What about me?

380
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:29,339
At least you don't have to go through
saying goodbye to your boyfriend forever

381
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,390
every week.

382
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:33,679
Well, at least we did what they wanted.
They'll probably lose the match and we

383
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,940
can forget this whole stupid business.

384
00:22:50,301 --> 00:22:52,819
Practically home and dry.

385
00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:54,200
I suppose you want food now?

386
00:22:54,201 --> 00:22:55,959
Oh, just something to keep us going till
tea time.

387
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,190
I don't find something made of sugar and
fat.

388
00:22:58,191 --> 00:23:00,559
Hmm, just the thing to finish a perfect
day?

389
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,519
So, we all performed our little part
satisfactorily then?

390
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,079
Oh, as well as you could, yeah. Of
course, you'll be a bit more practised

391
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,130
time.

392
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,400
What did you say?

393
00:23:11,401 --> 00:23:15,159
Well, it was all a bit all over the
place, wasn't it? It was a good job I

394
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,659
there to remind you what to do. Still,
be better next week.

395
00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:21,100
We are not going through this ridiculous
charade again.

396
00:23:21,470 --> 00:23:23,630
But it works. We've proved it. Tim, no.

397
00:23:23,990 --> 00:23:25,290
We'll lose that match.

398
00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:26,669
I don't care.

399
00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:28,170
You don't care, do you?

400
00:23:28,430 --> 00:23:32,589
No. It doesn't matter to you whether we
go down or not. Why should it? There are

401
00:23:32,590 --> 00:23:34,330
more important things in the world.

402
00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:35,620
Didn't I tell you?

403
00:23:35,850 --> 00:23:38,610
Oh, don't start all that again. We know
all about it.

404
00:23:38,910 --> 00:23:40,790
Disaster, ruin, dishonour.

405
00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:42,800
Dishonour.

406
00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:47,789
Exactly. What is all this rubbish about
dishonour? Well, if you don't know, why

407
00:23:47,790 --> 00:23:50,669
don't you go and ask the Manchester
United supporters at the end of the

408
00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:53,980
Why? care what happens if they're
Manchester United supporters.

409
00:23:54,150 --> 00:23:58,390
They care a lot. That's why I bet them.
I see.

410
00:23:59,830 --> 00:24:01,770
You bet them?

411
00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:03,730
What did you bet them?

412
00:24:03,950 --> 00:24:09,869
Dad told them the day we went down we'd
dance around the precinct dressed as the

413
00:24:09,870 --> 00:24:10,920
Spice Girls.

414
00:24:11,310 --> 00:24:13,830
What? They provoked me!

415
00:24:14,170 --> 00:24:15,630
Dressed as the Spice Girls?

416
00:24:15,890 --> 00:24:18,770
We just won 5 -1 and we're making
cracks.

417
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:20,250
What was I supposed to do?

418
00:24:20,411 --> 00:24:23,649
aren't even fashionable anymore.

419
00:24:23,650 --> 00:24:26,429
Well, why couldn't you have said, I
don't know, the prodigy or something?

420
00:24:26,430 --> 00:24:30,040
How could I have dressed as someone in
the prodigy? I'd look ridiculous.

421
00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:35,010
What on earth possessed you to say
something so completely stupid and

422
00:24:35,690 --> 00:24:36,740
He made me do it.

423
00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:39,969
Yes, you did. You let me on. I was only
going to bet him a fiver. I was just

424
00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:43,089
waving the sign at them. You said it. I
don't care who said it. Look at the

425
00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:46,149
situation you've got yourself into.
You'd better win next week or I'll die.

426
00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:48,070
right, all right. Just calm down.

427
00:24:48,410 --> 00:24:49,830
There's no need to panic.

428
00:24:50,510 --> 00:24:53,410
We all know what we have to do next
week. Agreed?

429
00:24:54,970 --> 00:24:56,570
We must.

430
00:24:56,930 --> 00:25:00,060
See? We've done it once. Next Saturday
should be a piece of cake.

431
00:25:46,931 --> 00:25:52,259
replacements and cut back on the
recalls. Do you know how many fish

432
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,310
there, eh?

433
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,220
There's made in Sheffield.

434
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,830
I think you'd better get yourself ready
for your appearance as a Spice Girl.

435
00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:13,560
My appearance as a Spice Girl? Yes.

436
00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:15,230
Oh, no.

437
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,560
I said if we went down, we'd all dress
as the Spice Girls.

438
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,280
What? Oh, don't be so silly.

439
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:28,219
It's got nothing to do with luck.
They've still got a 50 -50 chance of

440
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:29,269
the game.

441
00:27:29,270 --> 00:27:33,820
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